Don’t Forget Speedo Briefs When You Want to Feel Sexy
It’s never easy getting ready for a first date; at least it’s not for ME. Other people may have so much self-confidence that they never worry or get nervous when they know they’re about to be spending the day or evening with someone new for the first time ever. For me, I worry from the time the date is made until the end of it when I get back home. Therefore, here I stand in my speedo briefs worrying about tonight.
So I have a date tonight with this absolutely gorgeous man that I met last week in, of all places, the library. We were both looking for the new Christopher Rice book and started talking. It turns out that we not only both adore Christopher Rice (AND his books) but we also would love to be in a threesome with actor, John Barrowman. With such important things as that in common, it was only natural that we should grab a cup of coffee together and continue the conversation. By the end of that coffee, Steven had asked me out on a date. Only a crazy man would have said no.
Now, here I am on the afternoon of my date with Steven and in a true fit of anxiety. All of the usual questions are flying through my head such as what should I wear, what will we talk about, what should I wear, will we still get along, what should I wear, and will we continue to hit it off? Oh, and did I mention my dilemma about what should I wear? As I usually do in these situations, I called my friend Avery to come over and help me figure it all out.
Avery is so cute that it just boggles the mind. He can’t go out in public without having dozens of people, both men and women, trying to pick him up. However, he’s in a very happy relationship with his partner, Eli and they are perfect for each other. In fact, Avery even claims to not notice that people are staring at him and drooling. It’s probably a good thing that he and I such good friends or I would most likely be one of the drooling ones. Something else about Avery is that he has the most amazing sense of style of anyone I know. That’s why I know he’ll help me.
True to form, Avery arrived with a garment bag in tow along with a shopping bag that looked as if it held new items. He swooped in and laid the garment bag across the back of a chair and plopped the shopping bag beside it.
“So, you’re going to break your vow of celibacy and get out in the world again! I’m so proud!” Avery gushed. “I brought you a few things from my very own stylishly stocked closet and I made a little stop on the way. Go ahead and have a look.” He gestured at the bag.
I picked it up and peered inside. There, nestled neatly, were several pairs of sexy and brightly colored speedo briefs. As I lifted them out one at a time, I noticed that these were of a much different style that I had ever worn. These were everything from Lycra to Spandex to mesh.
“Oh Avery, you KNOW I don’t wear things like this!” I admonished him.
“But you SHOULD!” Avery replied. “If you wore more things like these sexy speedo briefs, you’d never have to worry about being home alone on the weekend again. Trust me on this.”
“Avery,” I said, patiently. “You know that I’ve been sort of in a dry spell and I would actually love it if tonight’s date with Steven ended in more than a handshake, if you know what I mean.”
“Of course, I know what you mean,” Avery said as he raised an eyebrow at me. “That’s why I made that little stop on the way here. Normally, I would have picked out some things for you from my personal favorite website, koalaswim.com, but obviously, they don’t deliver within hours.”
“Koalaswim.com,” I said. “Oh you know, I think I’ve heard about that site. Oh my God! I’m so glad you didn’t have the time to order something from there! I hear they’ve got all sorts of really kinky underwear and swimsuits for men.”
“Well, you’ve got part of that right,” Avery replied. “But those kinky items are also some of the hottest and sexiest you’ll find anywhere. That’s why I really would have loved to have used their site for your new speedo briefs. Anyway, go try those on! It’s getting late and we need to get you ready for this new gorgeous hunk.”
For the next hour, I allowed myself to be pulled, tugged and prodded at as Avery dressed me up in one outfit after another. He kept emphasizing at the importance of wearing the proper underwear. According to Avery the Dating Guru, speedo briefs is the perfect choice in underwear when going out on a day. He claims that they not only look amazing, but they also make a man feel at his sexiest. I have to admit I never really thought about it in those terms. I just happen to like the more modest ones because they’re comfortable. But after I started trying on some of the ones that Avery brought over, I did start to feel very sexy and attractive. In fact, the feeling of those Lycra ones was really great. I got a bit embarrassed at one point, though, when that soft sensation moved over my cock and caused it to stand right at attention. Never one to miss an occasion to comment, Avery raised that sexy eyebrow of his again and looked straight at the burgeoning front of my speedo briefs and smiled.
“You know, if I wasn’t so in love with my own sexy man, I would be really tempted right now,” he teased.
“Oh for God’s sake, stop staring at me and stop making fun of me! Remember, I mentioned earlier about my dry spell? I’m so horny I’m honestly afraid to even kiss Steven. I might just explode into these lovely new speedo briefs you’ve bought me.” I was only half kidding.
By the time, Avery was done with me; I have to say that I looked quite remarkable. He had decided on a muted royal blue shirt, open collar, and tan dress slacks. Blue has always been a great color on me so this may have been something I would have chosen for myself. In addition, I had to agree with Avery on his choice of speedo briefs. Never had I felt quite as desirable as I was feeling right at that moment. I also knew that if the evening with Steven ended on the note I hoped it would, that he would also find me extremely exciting when he saw what I was wearing underneath my date outfit.
So, if you’re a lot like me and stress over how your date is going to think of you once he sees you undressed; I have to strongly recommend that you buy some of the sexiest speedo briefs you can find. They’ll not only make you a bit more relaxed and confident about the outcome of the date, but you’ll feel so much sexier during the date. There’s just something so incredible about the way the different materials and colors will make you feel. Never again will you lack the self-confidence you need on a date. In fact, I’ll be hitting up koalaswimsuit.com the next chance I get to do my own shopping.